Yes, I absolutely do address her by her proper name, but only when I’m addressing her in song.

Not to be confused with Thunfrurday, January 0rd.

Alternatively, humans at some point in the past made contact with Whoville, and proceeded to capture, enslave them, and force Christianity on them.

US billionaires:

“Wait, you mean to say that we can keep our current quality of life, dabble in our little space projects, and that those we employ won’t suffer???”

“Lol naw fuck that.”

close the door to the server room.

hang out in there for several hours

smoke weed, do illicit shit

nap

maybe fap once or twice

plug router back in

man that was a serious issue

that’ll be $3,640

It seems pretty clear from this article summary that cockatiels were bred to help cull those who are feeble and a burden on society. As I’ve often suspected.

He was reading aloud from the Book of Numbers