minus-squareg0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agodonning full plate armor and a dagger “Luckily I’m no average squatter” linkfedilink
minus-squareg0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•Hiker mired in quicksand in Utah's Arches National Park is rescued unharmedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·14 days agoI really thought quicksand was a major world problem growing up linkfedilink
donning full plate armor and a dagger “Luckily I’m no average squatter”