I can’t not believe I can’t believe it’s not butter, but when I do, I believe it.

Or a five year old girl.

Every night while I’m on my computer, my cat sits on the desk beside me. Occasionally, she sits up and stares, wide-eyed, just over my shoulder and up a little. The house is silent. What the actual … ?!

Well, of course. He needs a well-funded military to illegally invade all the countries he covets oil and rare earth minerals in.

What are you doing?

Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon summed it up so well in Preacher

It’s the next Big Thing: Oil Cocktails!

They’ll never have that limp, soggy, and oversalted McDonalds feel like that.

McDonalds Rep: It’s not really fair you dug up Andre the Giant to hold our large fries in your picture.

Me at 12:02am “Ooh! This distro looks interesting! I’ll just install it and configure it and add a few programs here and there”.

Me at 7:02am “Why do I always do this so late?!”