dumbass

Smoke crack, then you’ll have less stuff to worry about and all the energy in the world to take it apart and sell the parts for more crack.

I’m too high to work out wtf is going on right now.

That’s what weed is for.

Yeah, I’d like to censor those pedophile politicians, with my rpg censor.

As a white person, I can wholeheartedly tell him, he can fuck off and die, we don’t accept you, we don’t want you, infact, we want you to fucking die.

Pastors: Hey! It’s our job to rip them off! Damn AI taking our jobs!

And you’re also full of shit.

That’s what we call animals here in Australia.

You stopped crying? How?

He has resting " shit, I left the oven on" face.

ICE: We need to talk to you about your use of excessive force… Well done, keep up the good work! You’ll be promoted in no time!

How giving up hope could be changing young Americans’ lives.

That movies about 3 ghosts bullying an old man into conforming to fit their ideals of a perfect person. He is only accepted when he stops being himself and starts falling in line.

It’s a gut punch you can never be ready for. Brace yourself GenZ, it’s coming for you soon.

Pfft, I heard them refer to All the small things by Blink 182 as classic rock on the radio once… that fucking ruined me.

I believe in a thing call drugs

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.

I will always drug you!

Tucker: W…what do you mean we… They lost? How? I need you to explain to me how Germany, well known for their German efficiency, who, by the way, rolled over Poland and beyond, lost against a bunch of lesser European countries? It just doesn’t make sense to me, i just, how did that happen? I don’t, it’s just idiotic, hah, Germany losing world war 2… That’s wild.

Human: pffft hold my beer… Wait no, I’ll keep it.

Well, I guess that bugged him.