No, they are doing this on purpose. Create obvious fakes, and “release” them along with everything else, just so that if something meaningful gets released they can claim it is fake, too.

Trump Department of Just ICE

That guy? He wasn’t even born here. Off to CECOT he goes…

There’s another aspect to this, that eventually the loans have to be repaid. That may involve selling assets, which would expose the seller to capital gains.

However, if the loan is held until the owner of the loan dies, then the estate gets stuck with that bill. But the estate inherits all the assets at a stepped-up cost basis. The assets are still sold to pay off the loan, but very little will be owed in capital gains taxes.

It’s so common that it’s referred to as the Buy, Borrow, Die strategy that the wealthy use to avoid taxes.

Also, the lottery is a tax on those who don’t understand (or are willing to learn) about statistics. Never play.

I bought a ticket this time around, and I understand statistics. I understand that my odds of winning are infinitely better with one ticket than no tickets. But the difference between one ticket and more than one ticket is inconsequential. So one ticket it is.

I also understand the odds of winning Powerball are about 1 in 300 million. So once the jackpot gets over 600m or so, the expected value is high enough to justify buying that one ticket.

So, when I see the jackpot get big, I buy a ticket, and dont get my hopes up.

The process to get your first passport is quite a chore, because you need your original citizenship documents, like that birth certificate with the raised seal, or your original naturalization papers. If you don’t have that you need to go to whatever authority made out your documentation first and request it, which might take a while (and more ID).

But once you have that, renewing it is much easier, because that expired passport can be still be accepted as proof of citizenship, even for some time after expiration. I’ve been able to renew mine online. I just have to fill out the form, send them a fresh picture, and pay the fee.

Pro Tip: for an extra $30, you can get a Passport Card in addition to your passport. It is only valid as a travel document for land and sea travel within North America, but has the same proof of citizenship as a passport book. Everyone who is in the wrong half of the “Peter Griffin in a Fez” scale should carry it on their person at all times.

Yes, the ICE agent will say it’s fake, and confiscate it, but at least you can keep your passport book in a safe place for your family to bring to the detention center to try and get you out.

There’s an app for that!

“An ICE officer may ignore evidence of American citizenship—including a birth certificate—if the app says the person is an alien,” said the ranking member of the House Homeland Security Committee.

Sounds like an “international distributor” aired the episode, so it was already public, at least in whatever country it aired in. The only risk they took is perhaps getting their “international distribution” contract cancelled.

If it aired publicly, and nobody involved in the distribution is involved in the “archiving”, there may be very little that can be done about it, short of sending the USS Trump to carpetbomb their country.

They are clearly having sectional relations

No, that’s not quite how it works:

• the Presidential Succession act states that anyone in the line of succession must also be eligible to be President, otherwise they are skipped. There have been non-native-born Cabinet secretaries who were not in the line of succession for that reason.

• there is no 30 day waiting period, although the act states that anyone who has to become President due to this must resign their current position in government before becoming President

• that person would gain the title of “Acting President”. The act doesn’t really explain what the difference is between “President” and “Acting President”.

• None of this matters because Donald Trump does whatever the fuck he wants, without consequences, somehow.

What’s most surprising is that there is still at least one human on Reddit. I guess they like talking to bots

“endorsed”…

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How many FBI agents know how to use sed?

‘s/Donald Trump/Bill Clinton/g’

They even have the same number of characters

I am, in fact, tired of all of the winning…

Someone’s gonna get fired…

Not over the crash, but over admitting that anyone in the government is at fault.

Reddit was one of the most human places on the Internet, until King Steven the Turd decided that it’s human interactions were a valuable resource that he could sell.

Now, it’s all just bots talking to bots to learn how to sound human.

We’ll all have to go back to having sex with your wife

Hey, keep away from AOC, we need her to take over Chuck’s Senate seat. The rest of you can have her after a term or three, she’ll still be plenty young enough to run, and maybe by then the country will be ready to vote for a woman for President…