blave

You should definitely kill yourself.

But make a video, and send me a copy

Why should I be the one who is responsible for the fact that your brain is literal shit?

If I were you, I’d be pretty upset with whomever it was who filled your skull with literal human shit

That is not me

I am incredibly amused by watching you continue to smear your face with your own shit

I can’t imagine why you continue, but I really enjoy it

Your comment proves that I have power over you.

Awesome

I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.

I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though

Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.

Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering

ツ

I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”

Madrid!?

Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me

Still, though, send me a pic