consumes so much caffeine people honestly wonder why I don’t save money and switch to cocaine

This reminds me that in the movie, the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, the actress that played rita Repulsa, Julia Cortez, played a mail order bride who, when she could get away from her husband and get drunk at the bar, would shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy for entertainment.

Back then you used to have to have a college degree to be able to multiply.

There is another

Probably his wife and children, too.

And I wouldn’t be too surprised if occasionally he goes out to recreationally hunt the homeless.

Its wild that you can od on pure coke for less than the cost of 64gb of ram

Guys try this new diet food

Don’t fuck with the Bonneville power administration. Don’t even breathe their name.

Cross them and you’ll be buried under the tarmac of the local airport faster than you can die from the heat of the hot asphalt solidifying over your screaming soon to be corpse

I don’t know where you’re getting your news from, but they are just straight up lying to you, and you are believing the lies.

Even if that were the case, like, the best she could do would be pressing criminal charges because none of them have any money now to pay her back the difference.

I have an aunt who cut off the rest of the family and is living her own best life, and as revenge for that, when my grandfather died, the rest of her siblings gathered together and forged her signature on the inheritance documents, and screwed her out of her cut of 1.25 million dollars. (split 5 ways with two of the ways going to my mentally disabled uncle, instead of 6 ways the way it should have been)

I was relatively young and didn’t realize how fucked that was until it was past the statute of limitations and nobody could do anything about it, but I will gladly report that every single one of my aunts and uncles wasted their money and had nothing to show for it within three years.

However, I am sad to report that my evil grandmother, who was divorced from my grandfather, became the steward of the half million dollars that my mentally disabled uncle got, and it was all gone before she passed away.

Icarus flew a little too close to the sun.