On other stupid news my neighbor’s are moving out. A different neighbor sold their house for 1.4 million and another for 1.3 million. Let that soak in. That’s $12,000.00 just in yearly taxes. So now these other neighbors are going to put their house up for sale and the question is when? When is this housing bubble going to pop? My boss cannot pay for a house like that, I can’t pay for a house like that. $4000.00 a month for mortgage plus utilities, taxes and insurance. There’s no way a renter could afford a rent like that for a house in a residential neighborhood with not much going for it. This is bonkers or maybe I need to get a better paying job and ratchet this baby up to 2 million.

Wait until they release everything.

A few emails like “hello, I want to know the name of the officer who was helping me regarding me getting shot by my dad after he shot mom and tossed her into the lake” and he could be presidential! Welcome to the future!

I’m sorry, that was on purpose. Nobody is gonna know! Who’s gonna know?

I know one person in this exact scenario who actually brought the family here before all this shit happened and now feels trapped.

Note to self… People still watch TV. How odd.

Carefully releasing this article:

C’mon! There are kids around!

I’m releasing this offensive photo:

I’ve made it SFW

Uncle! You give great tickle hugs!

There we go!

Yes yes!

Let’s see, where have we seen wrinkled faces like that one?

Hello and welcome to Wells Fargo! Yes baby! Yes! Harder! Are you here for a deposit or a withdrawal? Feel my throbbing rod! Gluck, Gluck Gluck,! No, I want someone to do me please!

You could try to figure out how to use it for personal uses if you legally found one of these devices.

Example… Have you ever been to a bank where loud porn is playing? It would be a totally unique experience.