I mean if I went round saying I were President, just because some poncho’d diviner had lobbed a bouquet of flowers at me, they’d put me away!

Listen. Strange men on the beach, distributing ceremonial predictions, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical playa ceremony!

Just like Starship Troopers.

These things look even dumber as cop cars.

Typos and all.

This internet as it was meant to be.