I’ve long worried that the government will steal the perfect pour over recipes me and the bot are cooking up.

I don’t wanna get Epsteined over good coffee

… But a man can’t live on his knees either

ITT: Big Tech is mad you’re not having babies, Big Pharmacy is mad you’re not taking pills

If the cat does that, it’s because it doesn’t actually understand that it’s hurting you.

Start making a big “YELP” and clearly show that you are in pain when it does it, and it will gradually start to be more gentle.

It doesn’t understand that you don’t have fur that protects it the way it does.

That’s… genius. So there’s gotta be a law against it already

Shhh for christs sakes man, don’t give them any ideas

Damn, by patenting it they’re actually doing us all a huge favor.

Everyone will simply avoid microsoft games and no other gaming company can copy their stupid ideas.

Based

My eyes definitely fear it

It is important to keep an eye on the blight, Morrowind taught us that

I’m coming over with a magnifier

That sounds kinda dystopic indeed

I mean, code violation rules are there to protect people?