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I really hoped the OEM they’re working with to support from another brand would be Fairphone, but the most educated guess I’ve seen is Motorola

Tbf, I’d totally get a razr if it came with GrapheneOS

The solution involves hammers.

Username checks out

Here’s hoping it stays in the concept stage

Who the fuck goes to a chippy and orders a “Minimum fries” lol???

Can’t go wrong with a classic T-bone.

The one cheat code I still remember from that game by heart lol: aiwprton

Torment

plus 5 days every year that’s not part of any month?

Just add a leap month every six years

You’d have 12 30-day months most years, and an extra in the sixth! While we’re at it, we can redefine a week to be six days, so there’s a perfectly rounded number of weeks per month/year! Days, hours, minutes and seconds are already fine, but maybe we should also replace units shorter than a second with something more dozenal/hexal(?), too…

GUAM NUMBER ONE!!! 💪💪💪