Cut the middleman, gift me cash

Not if it’s 2D

The second S is for school

FOSS

Or a low-level dentist appointment

If I’m writing an email about it in December it’s actually most likely a November problem that has now turned impossible to ignore.

The violin part kinda checks out tbh. It’s like saying a saxophone is basically a shiny clarinet. It’s musician ragebait but it’s not entirely false.

His life was like a lame joke that somehow got tied together by the perfect punchline that was his death. His many retrospectively ironic quotes, the etsy witch thing, his widow with couch fucker, the sheer violence of his human fountain style assassination by a right wing gun nut. You couldn’t make this stuff up but luckily you don’t have to.

Fuck zodiac signs, what type of garlic are you?

They either fumbled his arrest astronomically for no reason or they did plant evidence on him. Given the fact that he doesn’t even look like the guy from the cctv footage my money is on the latter.

USA got pretty lucky there. Almost matches the borders.

The two answers to everything

Common misconception but it’s actually based on Saint Nukulus, the guy that puts uranium in your boots if you leave them out overnight.

To ask him what he saw on the island