That was pretty much exactly the main joke that Dave Chapelle told during his monologue when he hosted Saturday Night Live in season 50 episode 11 January 18, 2025.

This is truly the worst timeline.

Because fuck you, that’s why.

• Microsoft

Saved you a click.

For customers to hire them. Yeah, ok. That makes more sense. I mean, in the same way hostile architecture makes sense, but at least now I understand what they’re trying to accomplish and how the machines further their fucked-up goals.

I don’t understand. If they want people to stop seeking temp jobs there, wouldn’t just always turning people away when they ask for day labor work? (And maybe put up a sign that says “we’ll never give you day labor”.) And given that they’ve gone to the length of installing machines, surely they already do always turn people away, in which case why are people braving the noise machines to wait to be turned away?

Is this people hoping that Home Depot customers will hire them for a day job for like… assistance with building a deck or whatever? The article makes it sound like they’re asking the Home Depot itself for work, though.

Whatever the case, Home Depot is clearly bigoted assholes who are willing to be assholes to their customers so long as they can also be assholes to latinx folks, but I don’t get quite what their motive here is, nor how they expect these machines accomplish whatever they’re hoping.

Broken clock.

Jesus.

Look, I already realized I was living life on easy mode, but this post drives it home more.

I’ve applied for a job exactly five times in my life. I’ve gotten five interviews. And I’ve gotten four offers, all of which I accepted. I’ve never been unemployed for even a day, nor had to settle for staying where I was working for lack of available positions/job-listings.

The one time I didn’t get an offer after an interview, the listing said they wanted “Python experience” (which I had quite a bit of), but in the interview they told me they were switching to C# (which I had never touched in my life). They passed me over ostensibly in favor of another applicant with C# experience. Kinda wasted both my and their time with that one. But it was very shortly thereafter that I landed another job. (As Java dev, which is gross, but I’ve got no right to complain in a thread about people getting interviews on less than 1% of their applications.)

Last time I was tempted to use suid, it was in order to allow an application I’d written to listen on 80 and 443. Fortunately I found the capabilities way of doing that (setcap 'cap_net_bind_service=+ep' executable) and that was the first I ever heard of capabilities. I consider myself pretty Linux-savvy, but it was pretty recently that I learned about capabilities.