For…. Science?

Edit:

The damage to her scalp and vascular network was so severe that restoring the ear at the time was impossible, so the procedure was performed to save the patient’s aural orifice so it could be reattached to her head later.

Okay, but its going to be really hard to find socks in the meantime. Also, dont the hairs that allow you to hear not grow back? I assume the ear will never be useable again. Although I guess the aesthetic appeal is still there

Slop is terrible obviously, but at least in exchange for the slop we get… higher energy costs and acceleration of climate change

Fill with corn starch