And 10 of them are playing music at the same time like some kind of fucked up jukebox

Every time I see an article use the word “slam” or any other buzzwords like it, a little piece of me dies inside.

What a beautifully fitting name for it

Math is the language of the universe. Unfortunately I’m dyslexic.

I can understand complicated molecular interactions but throw numbers in my face and I’m the dumbest person in the room.

Honestly we need more adult only recreational areas in general.

As a grown ass man I’d love to play on a playground or at an arcade without other parents looking at me like I’m shopping for a kid to steal

Nah those people were dumb obviously but they still had the wherewithal to put the smartest man alive in charge of fixing everything.

In our world they’d burn him at the stake for even thinking he was smarter

…how?

I didn’t know masturbation was a requirement. I always thought it was just consuming pornographic content at an excessive rate

But he came back and that’s the important part

I bring this up every time people talk about vehicle sizes and people always treat me like a conspiracy theorist.

This is how we ended up with Trump again btw.