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that’s what cats do

try buying some fake movie-prop-money

one thing to bare in mind is that Plagueis was successful in his goal to have everlasting life. He figured out how to reverse his aging back to his prime and how to rapidly re-generate from injuries. He even figured out how to use the force to just instantly kill his enemies

It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to believe he was expecting palps to kill him soon and would have some sort of contingency plan to go into hiding for awhile and gather up a power base to fight his old apprentice. And then waited for the empire his apprentice created to fall before trying to take over the galaxy with the power base he built up

from what I understand, force-sensitive children were hunted down and killed once the empire took over, if they were old enough, the empire would try to make them inquisitors, where many of them would die from the training, a lot of the training was fights to the death to see which new recruits were the strongest. and of course anyone who wasn’t evil enough was killed

FIST-oh

Are they really? I guess disney put a lot of money behind them, but I heard the profit they made wasn’t so good

I don’t think it works like that, but don’t let that keep you from dreaming

There weren’t a whole lot of jedi to make a new generation of jedi after order 66

what really fucked starwars is the people disney put in charge of it

everyone involved with the disney stuff can’t stop inserting all their own psychosis and narcissism into it and it ruined starwars. They want the twilight and 50 shades audience, but they’re not going to get that if they work with starwars, so the audience they have hates it, rightfully so, because it’s not real starwars

hiring actual starwars fans, who read all the books and comics and played all the games from before disney would massively improve starwars, re-canonize the EU of starwars and just make 1 to 1 recreations of the scenes from the books and comics. No real world politics crammed into it, just a fantasy sci-fi WW2 in space …because that’s what made it successful don’t try to fix what isn’t broken

if they just did that, starwars would’ve been disney’s most profitable franchise, but they kept hiring all the worst possible people to work with that material instead

One theory for awhile, before disney fumbled the ball on Rey’s origin…was that she was Obi-wan’s Granddaughter and that snoke was Plagueis…but because disney sucks, we didn’t get to have any fun

the only creature confirmed to have injured and maybe even killed a T-Rex

my plan was 25 cents for every text

that was so shitty. and we only had like…600 minutes to share among 6 people and we were paying over $800 a month for the whole plan. Back then you could feed a whole family at a fast food restaurant for like $6

3 different cats with “angry stripes” have been sent my way by the Cat Distribution System (or CDS for short)

they were all very nice cats, but everyone thought they were angry

I don’t get it

Moana is considered a disney princess movie?

I mean…she’s the daughter of the chief of her village, but does that really count as a princess?

Is she even the daughter of the chief? I don’t know, I’ve only seen that movie once

the top panel is from a good movie, written by a guy who’s life’s work was being made

the bottom panel was from a movie made by a giant mega-corporation that hates men

Don’t do this stupid shit.

Advocating for violence like this is exactly the kind of shit that all the digital ID assholes and the internet censorship nazis are going to point to for why their way is right.

the ignorant, elderly old farts that have every seat of every elected position are going to believe those evil people

stop validating what they believe