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15 days ago…why? What’s the point?


…why? What’s the point?
That’s Dr. Jan Itor to you.


Believe me, we’re aware.


Ideally while rotting in prison.
Yeah, that sounds about right. I remember seeing them when I was… well, about 20 years younger or there about. I remember them being pointless because by the time you go around to the second half of the bottle the soda had gone flat. Mind you, this was also after it’d been ‘sipped’ on for a week. As a kid I was only allowed one small glass a day.
Living in Texas all my life I literally can’t remember the last time I saw a three liter bottle. Twos are everywhere, but threes have been a rarity in my life.


Were that it would happen faster.
I will often call her name, Triscuit, but also lovingly call her ‘fuzzy girl’ all the time.