We should force them all to join the marching band 🙄

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Music_Man

Ow! My Balls!

It goes wrong when you try to convince me that retrocomputing is somehow better than building a reasonably priced new machine.

The solution is to use an old computer?

Sounds like copium

Bitch

Arm the population

Engagement bait.

War criminal!

I know you are but what am I?

Literally the day laborers are waiting for a customer to hire them. (Usually a contractor or whatever needs extra hands)

I’ll wait for the freestyle machine so I can order laquer thinner in my favorite flavor