My gf’s copays were $20 last year, they’re $55 now. fuck United Health. we need more Luigis.

My Amazon Fire that I’ve had for ten years finally bricked itself. I’m positive they did it on purpose. I only paid $100 for it, so I guess I still got my money’s worth out of it.

One of my favorite moments on The Orville was when they showed Bortus the value of his daughter’s mutation by showing him Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

How the hell have I not seen this before? Reggie Watts is the man!