That’s one heck of a chuffed cat you got there

He is the best cat. Treasure him

Going to a protest? Don’t bring your phone without doing this first

I’m skeptical of bringing your phone at all, either in airplane mode or off, because modern phones still broadcast location when it’s ‘dead’ in order for you to find it. But I don’t know enough about that to say for sure

#6-8 look to still have their thumbs, they should be able to retain some function.

The rest look like they all get pirate hooks for their stumps

Is no one gonna mention that this guys Christmas tree is already up and it’s not even Halloween yet?