Seth Taylor

I guess Thomas Fullman was right: “When humans find wisdom in cold replicas of themselves, the arrow of evolution will bend into a circle”. That’s from Automating the Mind. One of his best.

Oh my god did you guys just steal my music?! You each owe me $0.003 !!!

They should form an alliance with the Party for Elevating Democratic Objectives

The more, the merrier. Who doesn’t love a blowjob? I know Bill Clinton does!

I feel more teased than trolled. I now fully want this to happen. Trump residency at the Sphere. Trump the podcast. Trump the talk show. He can have whatever except the White House. He can host my next birthday party and narrate my children’s birth so long as he resigns lol

I volunteer as a tribute. I will listen to four hours on Arnold Palmer’s dick if it means this guy stops being president.

I’d let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he’d resign

I’m talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don’t care. I just want the shit to stop.

You’ve reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmI1MSmHFA0

He’s making a list

Checking it twice

Checking it twice

Checking it twice

Santa Claus has anxiety

Last night I listened to Avril Lavigne’s I’m With You on repeat like 20 times. I remembered it as being “of my time”, figured I was a teen when it came out

It came out in 2002, I was 8, and Avril Lavigne is not just a little older than me, not early 30s, she’s 41.

Fuck.

Please do not show this image to John Oliver

Will they be gold-plated?

This is not at all the worst idea he’s ever had

It actually sounds kinda nice.

Where’s he getting the money for it though?

That. Is the question.

TikTok literally checking up your ass at this point

Oh my fucking god holy shit EU, you can have my dick picks, just shut the fuck up about Chat Control already. You don’t have to pass any laws. I will email them to you. Just pipe the fuck down already.

You may think they’re idiots who pass Reform’s laws for them, but you are wrong! They also pass Conservative laws!

I’LL never tell!

[ laughs maniacally ]

Yes. Thank you.

The fact that even r/democrats has banned posts about Mamdani is shocking to me. (I found out from Bluesky, went to Reddit and checked and it’s true)

This dude is normal. Full stop.

EDIT: And yea, I was literally thinking these days “It’s nice to see Europe influencing the US for a change”