Sergio

Bet Linux attended a lot of raves in his teens.

I wish I knew this when I was starting out:

• write grant proposals instead of articles
• use the winning grants to support grad students
• get the grad students to do the research and writing which motivate new grant proposals
• keep writing grant proposals until the entire world is either your grad students, or people funding your research

I wonder what the religious ceremonies were like, to revere the goddess Bastet in the form of a cat. Would everybody lounge about, play with pieces of string, and snack on fish?

This but with bogs: “A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.” -Nicky Santoro, “Casino”

You forgor step 4:

• listen to Insane Clown Posse while working out

Get healthy mentally, physically, AND spiritually

Thermal underwear. The thinness and heat-retaining quality these days is amazing. You can get away with very few layers:

1. thermal t-shirt
2. t-shirt or shirt (depending on formality needed)
3. flannel shirt-jacket or hooded waterproof jacket/coat

And in many cases you can do without layer 2.

Alternate take: I hope I look as good as Tyson when I’m 59 years old.

It all makes sense now… You leave snacks out so when the Santa-maggots hatch in the darkness of their chimneys, they can crawl out and be fed. Also why lil kids must never wait and watch, lest the kids themselves be eaten.