Boomer Humor Doomergod

“Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units I don’t see another dime, so where’s the motivation?” - Peter Gibbons

“The turkey is shipped, isn’t it?” - PMs, probably

See also: Nancy Reagan and stem cell therapy

Not that I’m aware of…

My parents aren’t much younger than him and every time he speaks I worry for their health.

Get ready for 2020: 6: The Twentying

They’re helping me the unemployment rate by giving up. Such patriotic Americans

If it’s the same one I’m thinking of they had to use saws to cut into their data centers after a major outage.

They’re not connected to the Internet at all in a lot of cases.

Plus these large organizations want to be able to read the chats in the DB for compliance and legal reasons.

It’s still used pretty heavily in enterprise and high security environments.

Our incomes should have matched productivity to get ahead. Matching inflation is just treading water.

Jesus would be arrested for vandalizing a megachurch

SG-3? Some possible Silurian/Goa’uld crossover perhaps?

Can someone explain what was wrong with normal door handles that they would do this?

Is it like some Steve Jobs-esque obsession with a car not being a car or something?

I bet /c/noncredibledefense could come up with a better list of first-strike targets as a joke

ooo the Pentagon. How original

Can’t spell glyptodont without G-O-D

Syndication is why old TV shows feel different. The real money was in getting your show on reruns.

That’s why the 100 episode mark was such a big deal: It meant you could do two episodes a week for a whole year, minus the holidays.

So they wrote the shows to maximize their potential for syndication. Which is why they’re still so binge-able.

As a guy I would bring my own beer because even if it was enough it wouldn’t be the right kind unless the host and I shared tastes.

And a bottle of liquor because I couldn’t bring a lot of beer without intimating my mistrust of the host by bringing my own beer in the first place.

Edit: Also, if I was going somewhere I’d offer to bring all of the beer, and include a wide range and enough of what I like for everyone to leave satisfied.

And some liquor.

Bacchus is lord.

“Never tell them how long it’s really going to take” - Montgomery Scott

Licking things to see how they taste is the essence of science.