The text book publishers are always looking for a reason to sell new editions.

Pineapple digests you before you digest it!

Gas giants aren’t planets: they’re just clouds, man.

I just threw up a bit at the thought.

I was briefly a star at work when all of the terminals updated to Win 11. I was the only dude that knew how to move the start button back to the lower left corner.

That’s my favorite Aphex Twin single.

A what?

: gathering kindling:

: grab a good looking stick:

: it suddenly thrashes about and bites you:

: drop it whilst shitting pants:

: tell no one: