Can’t tell if cat is cozy as can be and satisfied. Or boiling with rage and plotting to escape and claw everything.

They tend to have a lot of personality, to put it mildly. Overestimating their natural grace and finding themselves in situations they aren’t equipped to get out of. Like our old ginger boy who would crawl on the roof for naps and then yowl until some came to rescue him cause he didn’t understand how to jump down. Or chewing a hole in the back of the couch and getting his fat ass stuck trying to crawl inside it.

Only reason I don’t have a pet right now is I live in a 1 bedroom apartment and spend 12 hours or more away a day so once you figure sleep time I would have at most 4-6 hours to spend with the pet. That’s just cruel in my opinion, as much as I’d love a fur companion right now.

In what world is an animal that sleeps 16+ hours a day too playful? Was she originally adopted by ground slothes?

Oh he got the good brain cell. Oooor stole one from the dog. Every orange cat I’ve ever known has had the thinking capacity of a warm rock and about as destructive when tossing themselves around.

A singular brain cell seeming sourced from a hamster. But cats are more durable than hampsters.

Not really, social warrior and gold digger. She could easily manipulate him into being a megaphone for her agenda. He thinks he’s getting an upgrade and she finally gets to be a position she can directly affect government.

Trump didn’t cause it but he sure as hell accelerated its decline.

Kiev and Warsaw announce joint space program next week./s

We make the hole bigger and install pumps to pull water and debris out. Easy fix! /S

Claims he’s great at delivering right wing message to youth. Gets shot by right wing raised youth.

Before you start judging these cats were rescued and declawed years before we adopted them.

When I was younger our indoor/outdoor (declawed) cats were suddenly gaining a lot of weight starting every spring and slimming down through the winter. We put the cats on a special diet, monitored how much food they got, forbid giving scraps at dinner or while snacking. After a year of this and it finally seeming to work through the winter, regular vet check up revealed one fat gained almost 2 pounds in a month since spring.

As we were bringing the cat home we ran into our neighbor, who asked where we caught the cat. We informed him she was our cat, and had been for 6 years. He had a eureka moment “So that’s where that cat comes from!” Before laughing through an explanation of how he thought his daughters brought home a cat after being told no because every afternoon the cat was on their deck waiting for the girls to come out. Turns out once weather was good enough to sunbathe outside, the girls would take some meat and cheese out to the back deck and our cats came over to investigate, leading to the tradition of the neighbor girls constantly feeding our cats through the spring and summer, the cats only losing weight in the winter cause it was too cold to be out on the deck.