This is completely regular behavior from my wife. Rocks, mossy bits of wood, ferns she finds and then puts in her moss gardens in other parts of the woods.

Arwen is terminally adorable

Is that a Nintendo power glove?

…but they changed my mind.

Maybe it’s a personal reminder to the drinker

Cat knows what’s up. Getting enough sleep is very important.

He’s been looking for an excuse to shoot somebody

Butter

Waddle, my ass, they swoop down arobatically and gank your shit without ever slowing down.

What is tissue for you while I bang your mother, Trebek?

Might be the only Japanese thing OP knows the name of.

I’m reminded of the phrase vagina dentata

You aren’t wrong but you sound unhinged. That’s coming from someone who lives in the woods and runs Mint.

The CNC machines I run at work run from windows xp. IT disconnected them from the network, so I have to get.dxf files from my engineer on a thumb drive to program machining paths from. Ain’t that progress? No it’s lazy.

Hmmm, I only played the first one. I guess I forgot that aperture was company in the game’s name. It’s been a while.

What is this? Surely not legitimate old timey warning labels. What are these from?

What were they using, .22 short?

Well killers do remove people with some frequency, so I suppose they are functioning as a filter.

Paint, hmm, yes. In a sense.

If we can’t shoot 'em with cameras, then I guess we’ll have to…