Where is “here”? Because it doesnt seen to be a thing in the US

I have met people that dont know how to navigate with Google maps and its painful to be a passenger with them.

"Abominable?! Can you believe that, do I look abominable to you? Why not the adorable snowman or the agreeable snowman for crying out loud? Im a nice guy!

Snowcone?"

This also assumes youre alone, a practical person would send someone else in the other room and communicate the states back