OhStopYellingAtMe

I’m in the squid squad

Apple usually prefers to do it right rather than do it first.

“Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty….”

Needs to add my favorite number: 8647

I’ve solved this by simply not giving a fuck.

If Russia nukes the US, how will trump blame Biden?

Interstate Fuck Song -STP

Ha ha.

When he was shot wasn’t he blowing some racist dog whistle, implying that gun violence is caused by minorities? …and then was shot by a white guy.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: “Prove me wrong”

Ok that’s bad.

I don’t feed my plants nitrogen exclusively. But I let them have a little now & then, as a treat.

Grok is spreading misinformation about the Bondi Beach shooting