I wish my cat would lay on me for hours. She’ll play with you all day, but if you pick her up, she wants to leave after 10 seconds. The only time she ever lays near or on us voluntarily is when she’s scared (washing machine, fireworks, or thunder). She follows us everywhere though. She’s one of those “just out of arm’s reach” cats.

Instantly from proposal to marriage?

Nah, they lez.

Aww nice to see lesbian representation