Oh no! The people who hoard all the money and don’t pay taxes might leave?

I’m not sure it’s good for Linux to attract disgruntled windows users. It would be better to attract people who actually want to use an OS that is different to Windows, rather than ones that just want a Windows that works. Linux is not a version of Windows.

Quick give Elon more money!

Gosh. Who could have foreseen this?

It’s just the router, I guess. Provide your own switch for more ports.