Accidentally shits his pants in a mcdonalds and the sudden change in pressure in his body causes his organs to collapse all at once and as he falls to the floor, with his dying breath, he exclaims:

“doctors tell me i have the best death, actually, some say , in the world. They dont make deaths like they used to, but im bringing them back, good deaths, they will be back, they will come back, the good deaths, i think, like rambo. It’ll be like the movies, with the action hero… err… the guys with the guns, they dont get hit, the hullets just miss em, like me. Bullets cant get me, they tried to do it, i was on stage, it was a BIG event and the democrats, biden, they tried to shoot me. They failed, they missed, because they needed republican guns. If that was a republican they wouldnt have missed, my brains would be all over the crowd behind me. They would have needed staws to clean it all up, so i am bringing back plastic straws, not those paper ones, they fall apart in your mouth…”

Reports of the rest of what he said differ vastly.

We found the biggest moron on the internet.

I know many of us did, but i totally called this when it happened. This man is unable to accept he is fallible and thats why he is a misogynistic prick.

Does he know trump means fart?

Damn it. Imgur is blocked in the UK. Cant see that image.

Right, thanks for the explaination…

Incidentally, my limited understanding and 5 seconds of research tells me the blueshift and redshift are directly related. One is linked to lower speeds and one to higher speeds. The sticker itself is red, so the joke is saying you must be travelling at some fraction of the speed of light to see the sticker as red and if you were going slower it would appear blue.

So it would seem to me in my very limited understanding that this is in fact, to do with redshift…

I am not sure i understand. Is it something to do with redshift?

Well she shouldn’t have been driving then.

Tate will almost certainly choose not to believe he lost and that he is still a big manly man.

But in the vastness of space, it was practically guaranteed to happen somewhere. There are a set of criteria that allow for the evolution of life (as we know it) and it was going to happen somewhere, the fact that it happened here is no more awesome than it happening 3 galaxies over.

I know the feeling you are describing and the words to describe what i am trying to say are hard for me to grasp.

Its like in a film where the hero survives seemingly impossible odds and people watching say “no way, thats impossible” and can’t enjoy the film because its too unbelievable. I say no! This is a story about the one almost impossible time all these things happened. Thats the point. Yes its hard to believe, but thats what makes it awesome.

So the earth being here and humanity and all other animals evolving here is just the time in the impossibly vast universe that the “stars aligned” and the fact that we are experiencing it is just expected.

I guess the AI writing windows 11 code keeps getting the taskbar wrong.

Perhaps its personal use cases then. I tend to just add bands or songs as i go and then hit shuffle all when driving unless i specifically want to hear an album, in which case i just hit play on the album.

I like the collaborative playlists you can make with friends and have kept in touch with one of my old friends who moved to Australia through a collab playlist.

Otherwise i listen to podcasts and it do3s a good job of keeping track of those.

Putting aside spotify being a bad company in general. What is it about the app itself that makes it so bad in your opinion? I ask this as someone who hasn’t used any other modern platform, wondering what i am missing by using spotify.

After reading through the comments and seeing the majority of people are commenting negatively but have never had a folding phone. i feel like i should chime in.

I have owns a fold 3 a fold 6 and now a fold 7, my wife has a fold 5 and we have never had one fail on us. No broken screens, no scratches or bugs. There are also several people where i work who have had at least 2 generations of these phones and also have never had issues.

I know these things break, but so does any phone. Phones breaking tend to be a user problem and not a hardware one. If you dont handle with care then you are the problem.

In fact i have only ever broken 1 phone in my 20+ years of using them and it was entirely my fault. I put it on a book on a table, then without thinking i lifted the book and it slid off and landed in a bucket of water. Pixel 1 not waterproof. My bad.

I guess i just think people are quick to judge these phones without ever having used one and i think thats so short sighted.

This one is brilliant. Best joke on the whole channel :p