Moidialectica [he/him, comrade/them]

(hopped) Beer tastes like utter shit and I don’t understand how anyone can stomach the equivalent of watering down unsweetened cacao with a worse aftertaste and the lack of alcohol content to actually make you drunk, with the additional negative that you’re basically drinking bad tasting bread so you’re gonna become fat

you know it’s trying to depict it as evil because it’s black instead of white

‘lined up perfectly’ is a stretch, considering it’s safe to assume these ‘perfect’ conditions have appeared more than quadrillions of times within the universe

…and of course we’re in the darkest parts of that universe, so we will never be able to experience other similar worlds. Damn.