it’s insane that in his decades-long career, no one has come remotely close to matching him

There are surely plenty of other people out there who have similar humor & talent & charisma & intelligence & musical panache and are able to put it all together in brilliant art, but you know how the musical industry is rigged, weird Al slipped in during the late 1970’s at a fortuitous time before the music industry became rigged & proprietary. He is indeed a national treasure.

There are billions of people all over the planet. Everyone has talents that most people will never see on a large scale via the media. Because the media is rigged & gatekeeper’ed these days.

I for one used to inadvertently entertain my family as I went about the household chores by singing well-known tunes but substituting the words for what’s going on in our daily lives and we all found it hilarious. That was kinda weird al-esque, he’s so relatable, we all have our quirks & sense of humor and he taps into something that we can all relate to.

Oh. One username used for four accounts on four different instances.

How do you deduce people’s alternate accounts? They have a completely different username, how do you know it’s them?

How does bird squeeze through that tiny mail slot?

If you’re ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.

I’ll keep holding out as long as I have no choice, but just like previous years, I refuse to pay a dime for this bullshit I never asked for.

I still think that misspellings in memes are engagement bait. The more comments people leave about anything whatsoever, the more it drives up their algorithm.

Aw cute naughty kitty. Glad you’re ok

After you permanently stopped wrestling with her, did she ever get playful and come attack you when your guard was down and vulnerable?

Do these indicate up / down votes that I’ve given to other people? Or that other people have given to me?

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Y’know you could just get out of the bathtub instead of spending your life struggle-farting to stay afloat in there.

I’m a Linux > Ubuntu > Gnome type of girl. I don’t know what any of that means but those are how I use my linux.

Fraggle Rock was the best show ever 🥹

“My baby has jury duty.”

Sweet! I’m off the hook.

As someone who doesn’t drink, I have no excuse not to pick up extra surprise shifts at work other than “No, I don’t want to. I’d rather be out trying to enjoy life.”

Fun fact: the alimentary canal is one long tube, like a straw. At one end of the alimentary canal is your mouth. At the other end is your asshole.

/FunFact

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Is Denmark socialist? Or just humanist?

That’s exactly why I don’t unbag loaves of bread and eat them like corn cobs.

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen those words arranged in that particular order. You made a whole brand new sentence.