Every algorithm is based around frequent posting and farming engagement. Everything is optimized to ruin the internet.

The Oregon Trail ended you with land and a house for free. with you stealing land from Native Americans and risking your life to be a subsistence farmer in a one-room shed you lived in until you died at the age of 38.

Apple has a reputation as the Fisher Price version of smartphones and laptops/desktops because the user can’t change much themselves. It’s an old meme, but it checks out

Not just that, it’s that Brave has this cult-like following for being out-of-the-box, Fisher Price My First Privacy Browser^TM easy to use.

Oh…oh, hey, Apple, I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there.

Oregon Trail Sub-Generation. Always the God Damned Guinea Pigs.

I’m tired, Boss.

“I’m 16, but in base 1, I’m 10000000000000000 years old. My ID just needs to be updated.”

So should I be saying base 9+1?

Guy who used to be my baby cousin who now has a mustache and cut his long hair told me he was worried about my Dad because he did exactly this and vamping with “hey, fella! hey buddy, how you been?” until he figured it out.

Or with one phone, set it up in a place to see the bulb and take a video. Two options:

1. with the video recording, scream AS LOUD AS YOU CAN the number of the switch you flip on then off. Hopefully loud enough to hear it on the video. Are you in another building? scream louder!

2. Start the video recording and you counting 1…2…3… and keep counting on second at a time, in time (or close enough) to the timestamp. Flip on the switches and make note of when you do (e.g. 30-35 sec, 40-45, 50-55) then go back and watch the video.

If it were me, I would do the first one.

I mean, it’s a poster style from the 70s. It’s a mix of older distros and newer ones.

According to the schedule, it’s DJ set with a lot of samples from the 1960’s TV show Green Acres. It’s pretty weird.

Thanks!

JFC, I’m using it NOW to make a real version! It was a proof of concept use! Y’all are so blinded by hate.

Thanks for actual feedback.

I also like the style, but the concert poster version would be much easier to mock-up in gimp. Though, it looks like most psychedelic concert posters were for single acts, not festivals, as would work best for a lineup of distros. I’ll see what happens.

Elementart, my dear Whomp whomp!

Famously, peaceful movements don’t use a lot of propaganda posters.

Maybe we ask Shepard Fairey to do one for us? Or just some psychedelic 70’s concert poster with distros?

Edit: Don’t crucify me for using AI:

Edit 2: People downvoting, I was using AI as the tool it’s meant to be - a quick first draft, proof of concept to sort out ideas. I’m not going to spend hours mocking up both of these for a comment on a meme. I will spend time on one of them, maybe, later. Real human time with 10 fingers and eyes that aren’t all squishy.

Sure, 5% is standard, but a .333L bottle is far more likely if they come in a “box” of 24. That’s a difference between 12L of beer and 8L for 24 bottles. Both are a lot, but one is A LOT a lot. Personally, I would struggle to get though 4 liters of yellow lite beer in an evening, but it’s also weird to ask “hey, do we have any functional alcoholics coming? If so I should buy 100 beers.”

Conclusion is based on bad data. Estimate 1 beer per person for 45 minutes of time and you’ll be lucky to have 2 left over afterwards.

It’s an average. For anyone sipping 1 beer an hour, other people will get through at least 2 or 3.

This depends on the person and the beer. Drinking a case of Miller light over a prolonged, maybe 8 hour period, is certainly possible. After all, 24 bottles is 8 liters of 95% water anyway, and 3 beers an hour. Light yellow beers are 100-150 calories each. Real people do this all the time. Sure, real people with a drinking problem, but still.

Drinking 24 heavy beers like porter, milk or Imperial stouts, or Belgian trappist beers would have so much sugar and higher ABV that it’s very different and sounds like a disaster. Twice as many calories or more, and maybe 20-50% more alcohol.