Better than growing a tongue in your asshole.

And why I think apple and Samsung phones are overpriced

I think of it that advertising costs money, and that gets passed on to the consumer. So the bigger the advertising budget the higher the final price.

Word of mouth is free.

Not while the orange man is running it…

You did mean the USA, didn’t you?

Depends, are you rich?

They forgot to add that it has the highest pH rating of any known acid.

I know some Danish fish you might like…

Re-install Linux, problem solved.