“In summary, i need money from trump and hopefully by publicly sucking his asshole, I can achieve that” “furthermore, we’ve sold our souls to the devil”

Oh no, is life hard? Stop being a shitty person and the universe will return the vibes

Well yeah. What do expect from him? The truth??? Thats communist propaganda

Thats how my uncle cured his being gay. A bullet to the dome cures any ailments #shootthegayaway

/s if not obvious

Ive never wanted someone to be found innocent more than him