I was just thinking about ways to justify “have a ftp” server. The only defence I can think of is that they pronounce ‘ftp’ not as ‘eff-tee-pee’ but literally as ‘ftp’, a vowelless word.

It’s like this ancient joke about the kid that says he and his dad know the answer to every question.

Nah, you’re looking at the underside of a 46 billion light years tall bride.

You don’t need to, I can tell you what’s inside.

Iron.