“If you die I’ll kill you”

That would make too much sense

Kit Kat was the last great android version for me

That’s the Microsoft strategy, but they forgot to make it better sometimes too

Are there greedy dwarfs digging too deep around?

It’s getting a lot of upvotes, looks like it’s going to takeoff

Man, thats how much I got while working there (in the US, not Texas) like, 10 years ago. Is that even enough to survive these days?

Newspaper ad only

I fucked up by not buying a 5700X3D

I lived in the US for couple of years and I would curse every time I forgot order small not medium. They are saying its all ice but here in Brazil there is quite a bit of ice too. When I ordered medium in the US I had to carry it with me for a couple hours while sipping on it cause I couldn’t finish it in one sitting.

Bonus: their clothes are also bigger. I’m an L in Brazil but in the US I had to buy M.

Then I envy you guys, back in my time there were a ton of ‘songs’ to memorize all the important elements. Hated chemistry because of it.

Common in Brazil, fucking hated it

I remember a sexy video teaching how to do CPR. Oh dang, found it https://youtu.be/aWNEU6bIJsk 100% sure its a reupload, I remember seeing is like, 15+ years ago (PSA: dont do CPR while sitting on top of the person please)

oh yeah, only way Im browsing youtube is with a vpn and incognito on

Take one piece of clothing off every time she gets a question right

Doesn’t seem like she is doing this but watching a coding tutorial with a topless girl presenting it would be much more fun. I wonder if there is a market for this

In my experience, black cats do be like that

SSDs don’t need defrag!