Seems normal to me. “Perchance” on the other hand…

Watch out for common-law marriage statutes. A friend of mine got bitten by those - even worse actually because there was no prenup - it just “happened” because of how long they were together.

But cuddle you anyway! (Sorry about the death from cuddles though.)

I don’t understand what’s wrong with this sign. Seems like a logical place for people to want to clean fish.