Disable JS by default with uBlock Origin. I can browse most web sites without any issue. All I saw there is: “Your browser is not Javascript enable or you have turn it off. We recommend you to activate for better security reason” which is massively moronic because enabling JS would increase the number of security issues.

But no list of the 500 merge requests?

If they are incapable of driving, and being a part of the statistics of people who kill others on the road, they must not drive. That’s easy. It’s not a death sentence. We prevent pedophiles from working with children, same thing.

Or we remove all the speed limits and seat belts being mandatory, but we know from 60 years of statistics that the numbers of people killed on the road will be multiplied by 100.

how are they supposed to ever get a job

By respecting the speed limits? Wow, my idea is so novel, disruptive, and revolutionary!

IMAX has a laser thing that renders in 4K, but the point still stands. 1080p is good enough for me, and cinema once a year to have fun with friends.

The automatic HDR on my TV was a revolution because it changed the picture. 4K changes nothing.

It’s not like we went from black-and-white to color TV, it’s like “here are way more pixels but most people don’t care because they talk and drink during the movie.” Movie nerds may care and it’s fine, but I can’t justify buying a new TV for that.

Obviously they should have worked on upgrading our eyes before doing that /s

Yeah, it’s never the parents’ fault, we must think of the children and scan all our private messages and emails instead of parenting.

And smartphones have PINs and parental control. Use it.

most people will not tolerate its faults

What faults?

How can his child order fast food? With a smartphone and you know it.

You won’t laugh anymore when North Korean hackers start to learn the weird Lisp variant that Emacs uses. Your RAM will be filled with vibe-coded macros stealing your bitcoins.

He is terrified of putting a PIN to protect his phone?

I never knew about this but it’s hilarious: https://www.soundguys.com/cable-myths-reviving-the-coathanger-test-23553/

Are you a porn actor or something?

He’s faking it, like every boomer with a crisis.

The deal was too sloppy.

• The EU will keep pushing to break encryption: like they have been doing for decades? Do you remember the book that Bruce Schneier wrote?
• More age verification laws: yeah, more, that is obvious too that they won’t stop
• More efforts to block VPNs: after scanning phones locally and remotely to “think of the children” and wanting to spy on every messaging service, VPN were obviously the next step (even more obvious because they want to stop piracy, not protect children)
• An AI agent will go terribly wrong: after the suicide, telling you to cook pasta with gas, and other brainwashing stories?
• Prediction markets in everything: has been happening for centuries
• People and businesses will ditch US platforms: no shit, with all the websites about moving away from the US and using E2E encrypted services in Europe, wow, that’s on the same level as a fake psychic

We have seen that coming for months, no need to write an article about it.

Look at the eyes in the first picture. OP is already dead, RIP.

Fucking autoplay video crap, beware.