It’s not really related to dry january, but it’s my 2nd time seeing that term this month, and after looking it up to find it’s a real thing, I think it’s a kinda neat (probably) coincidence as the name of january in my native language would roughly translate to “dry month” in english :3

I step outside, and I scream from the top of my lungs: WHAT’S GOING ON?

Or the classic meme, fabulous secret powers.

And then I go back inside and have a whiskey

There is no God and hell is earth.

Occasionally I go out on my back deck and scream as loud as I can. Then I take another bong rip. I live in the city.