xkcd #3307: Spectrum Allocation
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Rumor has it that they’re finally auctioning off the zeppelin navigation bands, but everyone is worried that the scary boat captains will express interest.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3307/
Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy