And what it really was, was moreself-congratulatory bullshit and free-associative dementia-ranting.
So the US is either:
- Going to War with Venezuela.
- Declaring some horseshit scheme that will see people’s freedoms and liberties reduced or destroyed.
- Going to go after a minority or such.
- Going to hear Donald Trump waffle on about how he is God’s representative on earth.
- Going to hear something absolutely fucking wild.
And the US isn’t going to:
- RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I mean what it could be saying is something along lines of “The Epstein files are a plot against me, therefore I’m declaring martial law”.
Martian Law
If he announces that we have irrefutable evidence of extraterrestrial life, I will genuinely flip my shit.
Why? It’d just be another lie.
With irrefutable evidence?
All of the above.
Can’t believe it but I’m actually hoping it turns out to be just a mindless rant for 45 minutes and he forgets to declare war or martial law or himself king or whatever he intended.
I hope he shits himself violently and has a stroke and dies on camera. I want the smell of his shit to be so vile, the secret servicemen who come to his aid instantly projectile puke on his corpse after a really big lunch. I want his administration to slip on the puke and hit their heads hard. Half fataly, and the other half sent to hospices for brain damaged vegetables where they shit themselves constantly. I want the nurses that take care of these vegetables to be abusive and hose the shit off them with a cold garden hose infrequently, until they die of sepsis from shitty bed sores.
I have high hopes.
Can I…get in on that wish there bruv
My man! Get in on this now. Hope with all your might.
It’s going to be Venezuela.
I “matched” a girl from Venezuela. You know, had her entire profile in Spanish, but spoke perfect English? She was suggesting that maybe the invasion would help free them from Maduro.
Yeah. They’re trying to psy-op this already, and they know they don’t have the narrative or support it they’re gonna try it anyway.
Can’t wait to see which of these comments are completely wrong in a couple hours, hehe!
This is Wag The Dog in real life, but with real war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wag_the_Dog
the film centers on a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract voters from a presidential sex scandal.
I’ve been trying to think of the name of this movie for a while now. Thanks.
I am sorry to announce I will step down as President of the United States. I know this will be hard for a lot of people to accept, because of the tremendous work I’ve done.
But don’t worry, the country is in good hands, as J. D. Vance will take over after me, and J. D. Vance will continue the tremendous work we’ve been doing.…
Oh and also I’m declaring war on Venezuela, Canada and Denmark.
Or he’s going to talk about snakes again.
Someone said swapping trump for Vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt lol
That is absolutely true, Vance is another type of dangerous, but he may be even more dangerous, because Vance may be less delusional, but he is every bit as evil.
Less easy to manipulate, more ideological, more sly and conniving, more interested in implementing and enforcing theocratic policies, younger, and capable of serving two full terms without inviting legitimate backlash.
Nobody cares what that pedo has to say. Let him fade to irrelevance. If I wanted to listen to an 90 year old man rant all day about shit they don’t understand I’d probably become a nurse.
I wish I didn’t have to care.
He’s declaring war on Venezuela
