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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

Why do German cats live forever?

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Why do German cats live forever?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

Because even when they have no lives left they still have nein!

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21 days ago
Not OP, but the joke is fixable - when death asks the cat IF they have any lives left - and if so, how many - the cat says “nein”.

Still awkward, but at least grammatically correct!

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