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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago

Why do German cats live forever?

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Why do German cats live forever?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago

Because even when they have no lives left they still have nein!

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20 days ago
Let me top that by correcting the joke:

Because when they’re asked if they have any lives left they say “nein!”

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