Flip the script
We need a fourth one for “User error”.
A pebkac mode.
Further increase confusion by having error pages where all 3 are green
Add a contact button so they can email CloudFlare about the bug directly.
Add more colours a button that turns it into a slot machine. Three sevens and you win a prize.
(a redirect to a picture of a duck)
When you’ve eliminated all other possibilities, it must be the user that’s at fault
I would forget I set this up and not fix the problem for a while. Honestly seems like a win if the boss can’t tell.
That’s gotta be like actually illegal unless cloud flair is to blame and then how did they reach your server?
Just call it cloudfare.
I mean, you have to modify it of course. You can’t literally blame cloudflare.
But you can modify everything so that it’s a funny joke that still looks like the cloudflare error that people know.
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It’s trademark infringement.
Yeah, at this point Cloudflare should just trademark network outages.
