30 million units expected in 2027-2028
I would not buy one. I would not use one if my current phone exploded into tiny pieces and the only convenient replacement was a free OpenAI phone - I’d much rather inconvenience myself.
I didn’t even know they made phones.
But they couldn’t pay me enough to use one.
“No! We swear we can make money! Seee! Phone? Phone make money! We make phone! Please give us more money to throw in to the money shredder.”
This is like the Amazon firephone all over again…watch this space
The what?
Similar to the facebook phone.
I expect companies to be the ones actually buying these and forcing employees to use them at least once an hour as a requirement for staying employed.
Remember the Facebook phone? Exactly.
Remember the Rabbit R1?
They probably just asked ChatGPT, who said their idea was fantastic and would sell really well.
I wouldn’t use an OpenAI phone if they paid me…
Everyone has a price. My price is many many times higher than whatever money they’d make back selling my data and advertising to me.
Would be real funny if they made a built in Ai with root access for it… Totally not disastrous.
Roses are red
AI is slop
My homies can’t wait
For this bubble to popMy one coworker is an AI shill and I love reminding him that this is gonna be the dotcom bubble all over again. He was an adult when the dotcom bubble burst and apparently he had invested a lot into shit back then lmao. I was a kid so I didn’t even know what an economy is.
You better have a nice, big “fell for it again”-award ready for him. He’ll need it for emotional support.
I will get the most amazing award. On top of being an AI shill, he’s also an incel and racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic.
I know why his ex wife left him and why his daughters don’t communicate with him.
My resident AI shill is otherwise the nicest and smartest person. Makes it so much harder to see him fall
Are you sure he isn’t just Grok inside a humanoid shell?
Oh shit he might be. How can I know for certain? What can I do to test this theory?
Maybe not a great example. I mean, most companies riding the dot com bubble went bust, but many if not most of the big players from back then are still around today in some form or another. Not to mention that the idea of the world wide web changing the physical world and the commerce that takes place on it wasn’t wrong either.
Totally thought the last line was going to be:
“for this phone to flop”
Either way, good poem.
Strong digust triggering ideas presented by openai in here
AI companies have some of the worst projections ever conceived of by human minds. Im not remotely surprised they conned so many investors with them.
You are a ✨visionary✨ that sees things nobody else does! It’s not going to be a failure, it’s going to exceed all expectations! By the year ✨2030✨ everybody will own an OpenAI phone! 🎖️🎖️🎖️✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️
~ ChatGPT, probably
You would have fooled me if you’d have used more emojis.
You 👈🏼 👈 😏 are a ✨visionary✨ that 💫 🍆 👏 sees 👀😲 👀 😲 things 👺🅰️ 😏 👀 nobody 🙄 🙅♀️🙅♀️ 🙅🤐 else 🙅♀️ 🏿😩 😔 does! 👏 😒 😳❓ It’s not 😒 ❌ 🚯 going 🏃🏇 🏃 🏃 to be 🐝🐝 ❌ 😡🐝 a failure, 🚫 ❗🚫 🚫 it’s going 🏃 🏃🏿🖤 🧳 to exceed all 💯 💯 😩 expectations! By ⏩😈 👷😗 😈 the year 😉😏 🎉💥 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻♀️ ✨2030✨ everybody 👴👵👨 👩👨 😡 will 🐼 🎀 😏 own 😎 💌 💌 an OpenAI phone! 📞 📱 📴
What a shit 💩 day to have eyes 👀
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Perfect.
This is the future that Sam Altman wants
Oh, my bad. It was always a possibility that it would not get big sales. You’re right we should stop it before it gets a bigger flop.
