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minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days agoIt’s been Windows 11’d and the regular patches of downtime are just one of several new productivity-loss features to be rolled out. Next; ads. …no, wait, that’s already happened. Next; sponsors. …actually, wait, that was kind of done. Next; a bloat UI front-end to minimise the confusing layout. Subscription to opt out.
minus-squarebalsoft@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoNah, next is replacing all UI with a copilot prompt that always shits on your code and guilt-trips you when you try to look up some repo instead of just asking it to vibecode it for you.
It’s been Windows 11’d and the regular patches of downtime are just one of several new productivity-loss features to be rolled out.
Next; ads.
…no, wait, that’s already happened.
Next; sponsors.
…actually, wait, that was kind of done.
Next; a bloat UI front-end to minimise the confusing layout. Subscription to opt out.
Nah, next is replacing all UI with a copilot prompt that always shits on your code and guilt-trips you when you try to look up some repo instead of just asking it to vibecode it for you.