Yo dawg, we put chili in your ice cream cake so it’ll stay frosty.

Zuckerfuck is not technology.

Do tigers also have barbed penises…?

Your mother

I appreciate you writing this all out. Always good to learn new perspectives on other people’s lives.

Yeah, and those are the ones I won’t abide. And I certainly won’t be paying for an app just so my other apps behave.

Don’t know what os you’re on, but on Android at least, you can customize what type of notifications are allowed per app.

Only us top-tier, special, educated, and privileged people get this hilarious joke! Do you know the answer?

Clickbait f*cebook-ass post

Nope.

Bless your heart.

But the majority of the 8 million people living there are Joes

Oh no, around here we mention esoteric software but we will never include any extra information in the post. If you know you know.

^{watch your profamity}

#soxlife

How did the white/red sox do this year?

Aww, it’s even dumber than we thought

engine topper

lmfao br*tish people

…you should get your sarcasm detector to the shop…

I keep my pills in a cool, dark place not exceeding the temperature limits listed on the label.

Love is letting your spouse eat like garbage.