Oh shit! Autocorrect

It’s funny that it still kind of made sense

I was told once that very obese people sometimes have trouble wiping thoroughly without getting it on their hands. If this happens to a person who also doesn’t care about the next visitor, they might just wipe their hand on the wall out of convenience and/or frustration. This explains the shit you sometimes find smeared on the walls in public stalls.

Nice vet

The scary thing about these traps is that every one is different. We could be looking at a 4-rub trap, a 1-rub trap, or even a dud.

That’s not IO

We’ve got too many people thinking they live in a fucking movie

Before Pearl Harbor, the U.S. was officially neutral but provided significant support to allies, particularly through the Lend-Lease program, which aided countries like Britain and China. The U.S. also imposed trade restrictions on Japan and increased military preparedness as tensions escalated globally.

I wish reading platitudes could make me feel superior to others

Let’s assume there is one until someone proves otherwise.

Cool!

The theory that the universe was seeded with banana life by an intergalactic precursor race of bananas? It’s possible, but so far there is no hard evidence, and I don’t think OP is claiming to have taken a picture of an alien banana.

A couple problems here:

1. The image resolution isn’t high enough for a banana to be visible at this scale.
2. This isn’t the Milky Way (it’s impossible to take a picture from outside our own galaxy), so bananas do not exist there. This means the banana would have to be photoshopped in, in which case you might as well photoshop a map scale.

Nice picture, but I call BS 🤔

Edit: Omg, I forgot to mention the most obvious giveaway. Our supermassive black hole doesn’t have a quasar! Busted!

Newer than I thought

Were it simply an allegory for the folly of man, why, I ask you, is the gentleman still laughing about it?

Dairy Queen is a fast food chain that sells hamburgers etc, along with a variety of frozen dairy products. They advertise the thickness of their Blizzard® milkshake by having the cashier turn it upside down in front of the customer before handing it over.

Dairy Queen famously has no liquid products. You can’t buy drinks at Dairy Queen. That person may have never even encountered a beverage in their life prior to the incident described in the tweet. The scenario is plausible.

The artist really took the time to get the anus detail right

We knew MAGA would move the goal posts when denial became untenable

If you have time to lean, you gave time to clean 🧹🐈‍⬛

Just alert